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Ain't nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs.

Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face!

Created on 2009-01-21 22:25:47 (#18161338), last updated 2009-11-21

3,143 comments received, 4,159 comments posted

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Name:my church is aischrolatry
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"Mongolopoly. Quite possibly the simplest game ever invented."

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Greetings, salutations, hello, guten tag, hola;

This little journal you've stumbled upon does not just contain personal ramblings (mostly locked), but it is also my fandom dump for... whatever I'm into at the moment (Kuroshitsuji, Monster, porning up G-rated puzzles games, for instance). You'll find ADULT MATERIAL (i.e. PORN OF IT), whether in the form of fiction or art or just because I like to talk about graphic things.

Honestly, take a look at my interests, that just about sums the amount of crack and filth on this journal. Yep, that's right: 90% of the time, no matter what I say/type/smoke signal, I mean porn. So, basically, if you don't want anything to do with: two men getting it on (I swear I'm capable of writing about het and f/f), my musings on (lots of) gay sex, BDSM, history, and fashion, or poorly drawn goods, turn right back around and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

If you dig transvestites, slash, and more, why, welcome to the junk yard, m'dear.
definition
puz-zl-i-tis {puhz-uhl-ahy-tis}

noun
a rare disease characterised by an unusually fervent desire to solve riddles, puzzles, teasers and other conundrums, often to the point of imagining problems simply to find a solution; sufferers are often marked by their frequent usage of the phrase, "This reminds me of a puzzle..." during inappropriate situations.


The English Civil War of 1642

"Oliver Cromwell was all, "Parliament! Blah blah blah!" And King Charles was all, "Oh no, thoust di'int, Cromwell!" And then war happened." - Lindy West
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"bare minds", "candy", "eating popcorn", "kabe", "making breakfast", "put-you-in-a-corset", "suck out your soul", 80s revival hair, 99¢ only stores, :3, a clockwork orange, abusing parentheses, aischrolatry, amputees, androgyny, anon, any-sexuality, being irrational, being on the guestlist, being overly gay, bitches, blood, bondage, books, bowlers, brb fapping, brix were shat, bumfun, canon slash, capslock, ciel is an orphanage, cigarettes, comedy relief, cominbation!, crossdressing, damn vanilla squares, dandies, did sex just happen?, drag queens, endangered pleasures, eroguro, euphemisms 4 lyf, excuse you bitch?, eyepatches, faggotry, femmeslash plz, fetish is my fetish, forgotten polaroids, fuck yeah seaking, fuck yeah seme!ciel, ganymede, gay scarves, gayton and uke, general gay, gentlemen, george orwell, germany, going-to-hell-in-a-handbasket, guro, half-ripe ciel, het exists, historic slash, history slash, homeskillfu, homg, hoshi-!, howard devoto, hurts sew gud, hyphenated-interests, it's a trap!, jack kerouac, latent homosexuality, let-no-taboo-go-unturned, male feminists, marquis de sade, mashed potato time, monster, moulin rouge (the bordello), nah that ain't me, never writing, not making sense, not needing index cards, novels, occasional? debauchery, ohshi-!, omfg no rasputin!, oscar wilde, pedofessor, phoenix wright, picture of dorian gay, plot-hole picture, poor german skills, poptor and kellogon, porkchop sandwiches, porn, porn of it, pornado, prawns (not food), professor layton, proper-fucking-rock-and-roll, puzzles, reconstructing victorian/edwardian art, replying at odd hours, resistance is fertile, sakujo'd!, sex in everywhere, sexy hobo phoenix, sexy hobo tenma, shaw you're a dick, shota seme power, slash, sluttery, smut, stahlhelme/pickelhauben, stalking, stanley kubrick, swearing too much, tea, tea anytime, telling rude jokes, that cake defies gravity, the fall, the lemon club, the-importance-of-being-gay, then-they-had-a-picnic, this-reminds-me-of-a-puzzle, tophats, transsexuals, uniforms, victorian bitches, vivienne westwood, vodka, we're-actually talking-about-anal, wearing-makeup-on-one-eye-only, what-is-this-faggot-tree?, world domination, writing rather badly, yaoi, your crazy's showing, your missing eye, your mum, yuri, zombie victoriamon
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